#Notpronouncedtoes #2

New Work

By Nathan Dueck

Parliamentary Activity of the Honourable @witscove:

Whee! #CPC #omnibus #bill or bust! All aboard! @jimflaherty @thomasmulcair @justintrudeau

06:00:00 AM February 2, 2013


♪♫ Every #bill on the #omnibus for a third go round, third go round ♫♪ #strongstablemajority

06:00:00 AM February 2, 2013


#omnibus (ohm.knee.bus), n. The only mode of transport large enough to contain every #bill within it #romneybus

06:00:00 AM February 2, 2013


45 days ago, an activist judge ordered me to accept the transfer of Yves LeBon to a Cdn prison. The prisoner, a Quebecer, is guilty of cocaine possession in USA. Our Gov’t will take on this important risk to prove the superiority of correction here http://bit.ly/WgVVSQ #ifyoubuildit

10:04:00 AM February 3, 2013

“Inserting the state into the bedrooms of the nation since Pierre Elliott got it out of there in 1967.” Proposed slogan for the 41st sitting of the House of Commons of Canada.

10:77:00 AM February 7, 2013


@j_toews19 Level with me Jonathan, Toews to Toews, you sometimes mistake @pmharper for @donfehr #beadyeye #cheekygrin #doughychin

10:35:00 AM February 13, 2013


Happy #valentinesday to each man and woman coupling at this moment throughout #christendom #nohomo

10:77:00 AM February 14, 2013


@j_toews19 I talked to you-know-who about the outcome of your labour dispute, but he believes that collective bargaining rights nearly killed professional hockey in this country #unionbuster #sayuncle #unsportsmanlike

10:35:00 AM February 16, 2013


Unbelievable! RT @youranonnews @victoews hides behind a moustache & makes claims to democracy, & it is his threats that clearly attempt to intimidate us, & in fact all of Anonymous http://y2u.be/OyOQFYeBIho

10:44:00 AM February 18, 2013


@j_toews19 I should apologize. As Minister of Public Health, I cannot represent you anymore. I was just informed you were locked out, not locked up #blackhawkdown

10:35:00 AM February 19, 2013


Whenever I defend traditional marriage, people ask me how it feels to be on the wrong side of history. I gently remind them I put the #right in #civilrights #cdnpoli

10:77:00 AM February 28, 2013

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Nathan Dueck

The last two letters of nathan dueck's first name & the first letter of his last spell “and.” Only he prefers writing it “&.” He's the author of king's(mère) (Turnstone, 2004) and he’ll (Pedlar, 2014). & he tweets @nathandueck.